Salesmen jokes
Next salesmen jokes »
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato chips and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his chips and dip. His boss said, "That's a very innovative approach" and took one of the chips, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled. The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.
"What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer?
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."
Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?
Next salesmen jokes »
